You Are the CSS to My HTML

Check out Captain Romance here! $20-$23 on TeePublic.

There’s No Place Like...

Dorothy knew it all along. Starts at $7.99 on ThinkGeek.

I Turn Coffee Into Code

How the sausage gets made. Starts at $14.98-$29.98 on Etsy.

Semicolon

The end. $25-$27 on DesignByHumans.

Hello, world!

When you want to get things started. $17 on Gekius.

Sarcasm

Just to be clear. $24.25-$29.25 on Zazzle.

No Comment

When you really want to get meta. $14.99 on eBay.

Save Me

Floppy FTW. $29.94 on Redbubble.

I Failed the Turing Test

Because humanity is overrated anyway. $14.99 on eBay.

May the Source Be With You

Just don’t go to the dark side. $19.95 on Amazon.

Have You Tried Turning It Off and On?

Seriously, why does nobody do this in the first place? $19.90 on Redbubble.

Moss Quotes

The IT Crowd may be gone, but Moss lives on. $24 on Redbubble.

I’m Here Because You Broke Something

When you’re pulling in late nights because of someone else. $8.99 on ThinkGeek.

IT Department: We Are Here to Help

*anguished scream* Starts at $17.99-$21.99 on Etsy.

When in Doubt

Sometimes, it is that easy. $21.55 on Redbubble.

304 Not Modified

You do you. $19.90 on Redbubble.

I Know H.T.M.L.

This may seem like a lame joke, but in fact it’s a hilarious reference to Silicon Valley‘s Erlich, the ultimate T-shirt connoisseur. $17.44 on Spreadshirt.

An Update Is Available

OS Translation. $22.99 on TshirtXY.

Beta

Isn’t that how everyone does it? $14-$18.50 on Etsy.

Admin

Demand respect with this T-shirt. Starts at $17.99-$21.99 on Etsy.

Metadata

This is how you rock it. $24.95 on CafePress.

HTML T-shirt

Slip this baby on and be the code. Starts at $14.99-$18.99 on Etsy.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

They’re the problem, OK? Not you. $19.95-$22.95 on CafePress.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature

It’s all in how you spin it. $19.03 on Redbubble.

Do You Even Encrypt?

It’s a fair question. $24 on Redbubble.

Evolution

There is no missing link anymore. $13.63 on Etsy.

Pied Piper

Support your favorite fictional compression app incubated on Silicon Valley. $20-$23 on TeePublic.

Wi-Fi

This shirt is both heartwarming and accurate. $20-$23 on TeePublic.

I Think, Therefore I Am

This classic Latin quote gets modernized. $26.99 on Spreadshirt.

Write Code

Never question a programmer. $27.49 on Spreadshirt.

Never Forget

The perfect shirt for #ThrowbackThursday. $26.49 on Spreadshirt.

Hatching Eggs

There’s no distance too far for the dedicated. $21.49 on Spreadshirt.

Data is the New Bacon

If only this shirt smelled like bacon, too. $23.49 on Spreadshirt.

Irrational

This time, it’s OK to be a little irrational. $18.99 on Amazon.

Got Root?

Show everyone who the real admin is. $20-$23 on TeePublic.

Lag

Lag totally ruins everything. $18.49 on Spreadshirt.

Drop Everything

Their problems are waaay more important than yours, right? This shirt is $20.23 on Redbubble.

Change Your Password

If people ask for computer help, point them to your new shirt. It’s $22.95-$27.95 on Zazzle.

Geek Test

Can you pass this test? The shirt is $19.49 on Spreadshirt.

Pi By Numbers

tThis shirt will show off your love of pi and its four thousand digits. It’s $24.95-$32 on tEtsy.

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