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Our Poor Servers

By TheChas ·
We received the following notice from the network administrators today.

"Some of our servers have become unstable and insecure and must have preventative maintained performed. This is critical in cannot be delayed."

I know that some of my co-workers are unstable and insecure. But, when did it become possible for hardware to be insecure? Unsecure, not secure, maybe. But insecure?

Where is Edwin Newman when we need him to help keep the language pure?

I won't address the grammar in the message. That is another issue.

I just hope that our servers do not need many long sessions with a computer psychiatrist in order to resolve their insecurities.


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by tcavadias Staff In reply to Our Poor Servers

.. if I had them folks getting ready to work on me - I'd be a tad insecure too!

-Tammy :-)

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by shasca In reply to Our Poor Servers

Have you been talking to them in a direspectful manner lately? Everybody knows Servers are people too! Could be time for you to sit down and have a heart to heart. Let them know that you don't really mean it but that you just get a lil stressed from time to time.

It will be good for the both of you.

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So Chas have you been following a Add that we have here again

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Our Poor Servers

It involves a Football Player going down to the server room and Rebooting the Servers by Kicking the Shite out of them. Works well for me as it is a Insurance Companies Add and they rob you blind anyway.

May I suggest M$ Server Security Team to council these Servers of yours. They don't charge quite as much as a Human Shrink but there are no where near as well qualified either so it may take longer for them to make the Servers feel better.

Of course if you are like me all the servers here live in fear of me attacking them when they don't play right so they just do out of Sheer Terror.


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by CharlieSpencer In reply to So Chas have you been fol ...

To misquote Cosby, "I plugged you into this world, I can unplug you out."

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Maybe it came from your Canteen Administrators ...

by OldER Mycroft In reply to Our Poor Servers

Ever complained about the food? :^0

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TheChas, if they do

by Jaqui In reply to Our Poor Servers

require long expensive sessions with a computer psychistrist to deal with their insecurities let me know, I'll put in a competetive bid
[ and you won't be a windows shop afterwards ]

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